Random Cruds mostly Homestuck
the-paranoid-humanoid:

Well.
crimson-firecat:

lizzorasaurus:

nicotinerampage:

trevorjoseph:

thissexybeast:

lil-b:

Introducing our new game called:
“Don’t Be A Di*k During Meals With Friends.”
The first person to crack and look at their phone picks up the check.
Our (initial) purpose of the game was to get everyone off the phones free from twitter/fb/texting and to encourage conversations.
Rules:
1) The game starts after everyone has ordered.
2) Everybody places their phone on the table face down.
3) The first person to flip over their phone loses the game.
4) Loser of the game pays for the bill.
5) If the bill comes before anyone has flipped over their phone everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal.
Variations/house rules:
-Starting the game after everyone is seated.
-In the rare event that multiple people flip their phones simultaneously, the bill is split between said players.
- Feel free to invoke penalties/strikes systems.
Notes:
- No touching or messing with anybody else’s phones.
- You don’t have to stack the phones. This was done for picture taking purposes.
- I realize I should perhaps think of a different name for this awesome game. Because I don’t mean to imply that everyone who checks their phone during meals is a di*k.
- I recommend not being such a stickler or hardass on people about the rules and even initiation of the game. Basic premise is to just get people open to the idea of staying active and attentive to one another. But if someone has to take a call; they have to take a call =).
- Have fun! It’s really more of a fun concept in this new age high tech life of ours. Conversation is the spice of life.

YES. this looks like a perfect game.

i like

Lol I’d lose XD

I don’t even own a phone but this is a great idea.I’ll remember this for the next time my friends and I go out for dinner.

I’d win
Because I don’t have a phone. 8>

i’m 0kay with this *takes out her ds and plays pokemon instead* :> i win

crimson-firecat:

lizzorasaurus:

nicotinerampage:

trevorjoseph:

thissexybeast:

lil-b:

Introducing our new game called:

“Don’t Be A Di*k During Meals With Friends.”

The first person to crack and look at their phone picks up the check.

Our (initial) purpose of the game was to get everyone off the phones free from twitter/fb/texting and to encourage conversations.

Rules:

1) The game starts after everyone has ordered.

2) Everybody places their phone on the table face down.

3) The first person to flip over their phone loses the game.

4) Loser of the game pays for the bill.

5) If the bill comes before anyone has flipped over their phone everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal.

Variations/house rules:

-Starting the game after everyone is seated.

-In the rare event that multiple people flip their phones simultaneously, the bill is split between said players.

- Feel free to invoke penalties/strikes systems.

Notes:

- No touching or messing with anybody else’s phones.

- You don’t have to stack the phones. This was done for picture taking purposes.

- I realize I should perhaps think of a different name for this awesome game. Because I don’t mean to imply that everyone who checks their phone during meals is a di*k.

- I recommend not being such a stickler or hardass on people about the rules and even initiation of the game. Basic premise is to just get people open to the idea of staying active and attentive to one another. But if someone has to take a call; they have to take a call =).

- Have fun! It’s really more of a fun concept in this new age high tech life of ours. Conversation is the spice of life.

YES. this looks like a perfect game.

i like

Lol I’d lose XD

I don’t even own a phone but this is a great idea.
I’ll remember this for the next time my friends and I go out for dinner.

I’d win

Because I don’t have a phone. 8>

i’m 0kay with this *takes out her ds and plays pokemon instead* :> i win

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

thisismouseface:

wigginstheawkwardwigglytuff:

leahchuu:

the notes. I love all of you guys.

THE. FUCKING. NOTES.

needs more notes

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

crimson-firecat:

gabbyv23:

showmeyourcolors:

aristocraticaustria:

zwillingereich:

doctorscottie:

peculiargirlhetalia:

Mines an 32A… I think.

ouo 36C.

40D

:|

32A

I don’t care though.

38C

or

D??

fuck if i know

let me just… go check… it really depends. but the recent one that fits the best is 36C.

38 E… 8c

*rarely wears them though*

what is this bra you speak of :|

Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,

sweetupndown:

you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.


Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. Thy were talking about finding a game for the younger one, and he was absolutely insisting it be one with a female charcter. I don’t know how many of y’all play games, but that isn’t exactly easy. Eventually, I helped the brothers pick a game called Mirror’s Edge. The youngest was pretty excited about the game, and then he specifically asked me.. “Do you have any girl color controllers?”

I directed him to the only colored controllers we have which includes pink and purple ones. He grabbed the purple one, and informed me purple was his FAVORITE.

The boys had been taking awhile, so their father eventually comes in. He see’s the game, and the controller, and starts in on the youngest about how he needs to pick something different. Something more manly. Something with guns and fighting, and certainly not a purple controller. He tries to convince him to get the new Zombie game “Dead Island.” and the little boy just stands their repeating “Dad, this is what I want, ok?” Eventually it turns into a full blown argument complete with Dad threatening to whoop his son if he doesn’t choose different items.

That’s when big brother stepped in. He said to his Dad “It’s my money, it’s my gift to him, if it’s what he wants I’m getting it for him, and if your gonna hit anyone for it, it’s going to be me.”

Dad just gives his oldest son a strong stern stare down, and then leaves the store. Little brother is crying quietly, I walk over and ruffle his hair (yes this happened all in front of me.) I say “I’m a girl, and I like the color blue, and I like shooting games. There’s nothing wrong with what you like. Even if it’s different that what people think you should.”

Big brother then leans down, kisses little brother on the head, and says “Don’t worry dude.”

They check out and leave, and all I can think is how awesome big brother is, how sweet little brother is, and how Dad ought to be ashamed for trying to make his son any other way.

awayfromearth:

I’m not going to ask you to stop whatever you’re doing and reblog this. But it would mean a lot if you did. This says so much…

To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts this past year, I’m glad you’re still here.
knightandheir:

testicularanatomy:

seer-of-tumblr:

everythingistotallybrilliant:

cutegayboysex:

twixtedtweedledee:

lysswalks:

chocco-love:

I’m gonna be going all “awwn” for the rest of the day, haha

Soooo tute.

D’AWWW





oh my.. <3

AWWWW

jsdkfjdskl;fj

best :3 this wins all the awards

knightandheir:

testicularanatomy:

seer-of-tumblr:

everythingistotallybrilliant:

cutegayboysex:

twixtedtweedledee:

lysswalks:

chocco-love:

I’m gonna be going all “awwn” for the rest of the day, haha

Soooo tute.

D’AWWW

oh my.. <3

AWWWW

jsdkfjdskl;fj

best :3 this wins all the awards

ruffgem:

rubbertoebehe:

This quote needs to be spread around more; I don’t think enough people understand this.

I AM IN LUV WITH THIS QUOTE

ruffgem:

rubbertoebehe:

This quote needs to be spread around more; I don’t think enough people understand this.

I AM IN LUV WITH THIS QUOTE